Talking back to the news

World: Israel and Palestine – can we have progress without attacks?
Americas: F*ck you Rita!
Entertainment: Good for you Demi!
Business: What – no $5.00 a gallon?
Technology: Get your Firefox fixed.
Science: Warning to bee handlers – carry an extinguisher.
Health: To all the left handed women out there – get your mammogram today!
Sports: Tom and Adam are my heroes too…
Gay: Can you pass the civil unions 101 course?